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Thursday, August 12, 2010

We are all in training

So the husband is in training for the Timberman 70.3 Triathlon... he has done at least 4 Olympic distance Tri's and this will be his third 1/2 Iron Man Triathlon, so let's just say he runs, bikes and swims a lot. 

During his training he has to do something called a brick.  I have no idea why it is named that, but it means that he has to bike and then run as if he were doing the tri.  Living in New York and having access to Central Park is amazing, so that is where he does most of his training... so on the days that he does a brick, I sit in the park and wait for him to finish biking, then I take his bike back to the apartment while he goes on his run.

Noodles likes to be helpful, so I thought I would bring her to the brick... which also seemed like a good way to get her ready for the actual triathlon where she will be a spectator with me.  I have no idea how she will do sitting on the side lines watching swimmers, bikers and then runners whoosh past, so this would serve as a good training session for her and the husband!

So, I brought a little blanket, he favorite chew chew, a Gatorade for the husband, some goo for him, and his running shoes of course.  And we sat.

Noodles did great! 

So once the husband dropped off his bike and went for his run I realized that walking back to the apartment with a bag filled with bike shoes, blanket and various other items, while walking a bike and walking Noodles on her leash might have been more than I had bargained for... 

She did pretty good, until we got to the door of our building where I had to juggle keys, hold bike and guide her inside.  Her leash got caught on the door handle, she went running inside until it caught and she fell, so I lurch forward and almost dropped the bike, the helmet crashed to the ground, Noodles starts running in circles realizing that she is caught, and the door almost slams into the bike which is half way through.  I reach out, untangle the leash from the outside of the door, pick up the helmet, steady the bike and finally get inside.

So once we were untangled and get through the door, I realize we have to get up stairs.  Noodles is a dachshund and I have been STRONGLY advised by everyone I meet NOT to let her climb stairs.  So after much debate in my head, I leave the bike down stairs, carry her up to the apartment, put her behind her baby gate which she isn't interested in, so she starts barking.  I run back downstairs and CARRY the bike up...

So, I think I am ready for the triathlon and a stiff drink.


Thursday, August 05, 2010

Prop 8 - Yeah Judge Walker!

Today, in a bold move, Chief US District Judge Walker of California deemed Proposition 8 as unconstitutional.  In my opinion he made it very clear that you can not legislate based on religious "morals".  In his 136 page decision today, Walker states that prop 8 "fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license"

Generally when I hear any argument against gay marriage, it centers around a religious view and people start quoting the bible. So today, there is a lot of chatter on the interweb-thingy in support of both sides of the argument. 

I am reproducing the letter below from a tumblr blog, Sparkling Pants...  This "letter" has made the rounds on the Internet since 2000.  I believe it was a letter written to Dr. Laura after she called homosexuals a "mistake of nature" while discussing Vermont's law to allow gay marriage, although I can't confirm those origins.  Each time this debate comes up, I find the religious argument infuriating.  This "letter" puts it into perspective in a great way!  If you believe two loving men or two loving woman should be denied the rights that heterosexual couples have and you base that argument on the bible, then this letter might address other questions you might have!

“Dear Dr. Laura,

When someone defends discrimination based on the Bible (like those who cite Leviticus 18:22), I realize how little I understand the Word of God. Specifically, I need help regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.


 a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

 
b) If my sister sells her daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

 
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

 
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

 
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

 If God’s word is unchanging and eternal, I am not quite sure how to resolve the above.”