I am free!!!

I quit my job on Monday... I can't believe I finally did it. So far the resignation has gone very smooth, expect for my boss, who is evil, but what did I expect? I left the job because she was evil. Silly me for expecting anything less! My last day is on the 24th of August, now just a short 7 workdays away!

More to come....

Drinks in the park with J-Poochers

We have to hide in a bag to exit the apartment since our landlord has given the big 'ole NO to having a dog... Joey seems fine hiding and even liked the bag! We took a nice long walk to the park and went to the cafe at 105th where we had a nice cold Corona and lunch.

Joey and I miss The Amazing Husband... but are enjoying our time together while her pops is in California.

Troubling trend

Dear Lola Miceymouse,

I imagine you had a hard night last night. Keeping a night job while trying to raise 12 little ones must be hard. Having to ingratiate yourself to your co-workers over a nice juicy slab of butter must have been difficult, I know 'cause I heard the arguing. The intense physical and mental demands on you to "bring home the bacon" must be overwhelming.

I am clearly sympathetic to your plight... but I must ask, and I know this will put a damper on your nightly objective, but please, please keep your career goals tightly focused in the kitchen. I must insist that you leave the bedroom alone. Ideally, I would love for you to find a new work place altogether and I will do everything in my power to diminish any positive reinforcement that you might get from my "company" (aka: my home).

I really hope this ends our correspondence and that you take into consideration my needs (mainly to sleep soundly knowing that I am safe from your scavenge). If this note does not sway you, I must inform you that I will be forced to take stronger action.

Thank you for your expedience with this troubling trend.

Regards,

Human who lives in the house