Dear Bladder,

I get it, you are feeling a bit crowded, well you are not the only one.  I am sure it is hard to do your job properly while in this new home shifted from where you used to be, with less space than normal.  But please, work with me here.... Try not to give me false emergency notices.  I have to work too, and I can't be running off every time you think there is an emergency, especially if you can't produce in the end.  I appreciate this is new territory for you, it is for me too.  It is like the Twilight Zone down there, I get it.  Just hold on and I promise this will get better, someday.

Thanks so much for your cooperation in this matter.

Sincerely,

The Brain