Things I've learned this week

• You can go 10 to 15 years without watching General Hospital and catch up in less than a week.  Some of the actors have changed (although not too many) but the characters are the same and they are doing the exact same things.
• The news is endless... seriously it never stops and it is the same story over and over and over again. 
• There is a show called The Chew and the name is so strange to me, I am afraid to see what it is about.
• When The Tot eats, Noodles heads to her bowl and eats too.  Don't know why... but I guess she wants to participate.  
• Poop can travel.
• 3am is the best time to respond to emails, the day goes too fast, but the night goes really slow. 
• I want to live somewhere that has a washer and dryer. 
• There are three types of people.  Those that notice I have a tiny baby strapped to my chest.  Those that notice Noodles and her cute sweater, and those that don't notice either and run into you. 
• If you don't feed a baby exactly when they want food, they will scream, really loud.