Dear Hair Dressers of the World, or just mine

Please don't make me tip out the Shampoo Assistant.  I never know how much to give and it is just awkward.  I give you a tip and I want you to tip them out... they work for you.

I don't go into a restaurant and tip my server, then wander the restaurant to tip out the Food Runner and Bus Person.  I expect my server to give them a portion of the tip.  It works out for all of us.

Please, just tip them out.

Actually, while we are at it, can we just dispense with tipping you all together?  Can you just come up with a reasonable price, tip included and I give you that money?  I will pay more in fact if I don't have to do math after my appointment... give yourself a big tip, I'm fine with that, I just don't want to have to decide each time what I think I am supposed to give.

Thanks... rant over.